Overzealous Prosecutors

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Overzealous Dancing....with the "Stars"

We here at OP would like to reveal the contestants in the latest Dancing with the Stars installment on ABC, along with some comments and our choice as a winner.





  • Wayne's World star Tia Carrere - asian people dont have rythym so she won't win
  • Journalist Giselle Fernandez- who???
  • George Hamilton- he's still alive??
  • WWE's Stacy Keibler- she used to be a cheerleader and someone similar won last time.
  • ESPN's Kenny Mayne - he will probably be the first one gone
  • Super Bowl champ Jerry Rice- Black people can dance
  • Rapper Romeo - he's not lil anymore...he's also not famous
  • Oscar winner Tatum O'Neal - she'll overdose sometime during the production and be replaced by corey haim.
  • Soap Talk's Lisa Rinna - um, we liked her on Melrose.
  • 98 Degrees singer Drew Lachey - yes this is Nick's brother and yes we are still hoping for the 98 degrees reunion.




  • AND MY PICK TO WIN IS....STACY KEIBLER, Winning narrowly over Jerry Rice

    The new season starts January 5th at 8 on ABC and I, for one, overzealously endorse it.

    3 Comments:

    • I relate to the "he's still alive?" thing. Eugene McCarthy just died, and I didn't even know he was still alive. I thought he died during the eighties. Go figure.

      By Blogger Red Hat, at 4:48 PM  

    • About Tia Carrere: Excuse me? I should dance for you sometime and make you eat your words :-) And she's not really full asian anyway... but then again, neither am I.

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:40 AM  

    • are you kidding? when you look like this you don't need rhythm!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:46 AM  

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