Overzealous Swamp Pundette DISMAY!!!
***OP EXCLUSIVE***
OP has uncovered evidence that the Swamp Pundette has been involved with the worst kind of left-wing, anti-life demagoguery-- and that she drove up from Orlando to do it. Sit down for this. From The Independent Florida Alligator:
SP asked Senators to do *what*? At this point, SG candidates had not yet been eviscerated by UES interrogators, so it is almost tempting to forgive this extraordinary indiscretion. However, SP is a leader in the conservative movement. Moreover, she is THE leader of the local Condi Rice fan club. Most importantly, she is a HUGE fan of Steve SPURRIER!!
SP-- come clean. What happened here? Did someone threaten your family? Did union workers threaten Steve Spurrier? You know that you can't deal with terrorists, SP. Whatever the case, the spin stops here.
***UPDATE 0313 hours***
Even big fans of SP are wondering what happened to her. TheGreatOne, an OP, says that her "bowden thing was genius," but had this to say when informed about the ultraliberal campaign: "wow that is big news. swamp pundette-gate."
OP has uncovered evidence that the Swamp Pundette has been involved with the worst kind of left-wing, anti-life demagoguery-- and that she drove up from Orlando to do it. Sit down for this. From The Independent Florida Alligator:
Former Sen. Mother Jones [NAME CHANGE TO PROTECT THE ACCUSED] said she drove from Orlando to address the Senate on Tuesday night.
JONES asked senators if they “can force all students to wear blue armbands,” referring to armbands Student Body Treasurer Jamal Sowell and Vice President Kate Honey wore during their SG campaign in support of a hunger strike outside Taco Bell’s California headquarters.
SP asked Senators to do *what*? At this point, SG candidates had not yet been eviscerated by UES interrogators, so it is almost tempting to forgive this extraordinary indiscretion. However, SP is a leader in the conservative movement. Moreover, she is THE leader of the local Condi Rice fan club. Most importantly, she is a HUGE fan of Steve SPURRIER!!
SP-- come clean. What happened here? Did someone threaten your family? Did union workers threaten Steve Spurrier? You know that you can't deal with terrorists, SP. Whatever the case, the spin stops here.
***UPDATE 0313 hours***
Even big fans of SP are wondering what happened to her. TheGreatOne, an OP, says that her "bowden thing was genius," but had this to say when informed about the ultraliberal campaign: "wow that is big news. swamp pundette-gate."
posted by Admiral at
12:35 AM
3 Comments:
Truth Caucus would be proud, Admiral. I expect a barrage of comments to this one.
Seems I'm first. Go figure.
By
Red Hat, at 8:19 PM
THIS IS INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM. It is hard-hitting, fair and balanced JOURNALISM.
If you will kindly just retract your comments made at this meeting in favor of communism...
We may issue an "overzealous clarification" but I see no need for an "overzealous retraction." I think you are a bit overzealous in your divisive rhetoric.
Let's heal and unite, SP.
By
Admiral, at 5:03 AM
I think the document SP presented has been altered.
By
Disco, at 1:09 AM
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