Overzealous JUSTICE: Remastered
Hey everyone,
Every now and then I like to go back and take a look at my greatest hits, recraft them a bit, add in completely useless graphics, and then make some more money. Since people loved OP's Overzealous JUSTICE article so much, I have brought it back and done just that--
And also to celebrate the fact that South Carolina deserves to be playing in the prestigious Outback Bowl on January 2nd while Florida tries to get some respect in the Independence Bowl (maybe). Apparently, villainous forces have, in the past few days, gathered in order to cloud USC's bowl picture. Hopefully those ppl read this post.
Enjoy!
(( And check out Swamp Pundette's groundbreaking post on Bobby Bowden ))
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You've been hearing it all year long. You have heard the Overzealous Prosecutors, some of them anyway, telling you, BEGGING you to look at South Carolina.
Today, the Gator Nation achieved justice.
Steve Spurrier sent a message-- there will be JUSTICE. There will be PEACE. There will be good in this world, free of tyranny. Now football fans are freed, more free than they have been since 2001 under Spurrier's assault. Inspired by players who courageously faced Gators 3x their speed, their size, their ability, inspired by the coach who could, the coach who lived, fans will see a new game.
Indeed, we have reached the end of history. This is a new era and I am both excited and frightened. Anything is possible.
The University of South Carolina Gamecocks beat the University of Florida 30-22. OPs Disco and Admiral tied for the closest to the actual score, while Curtis Riddle achieved the closest victory margin.
Bernie Machen, Jeremy Foley... you've been served. Urban failed his exam, and so your time running the Gator Nation is almost over. The Gator NATION achieved victory today-- soon, perhaps, we will have a University President ready to unleash the people's creative energies and bring our nation together country-wide. Perhaps, too, our football program may recover and get coached up-- to treat their opponents, including overachieving ones like USC, with respect, to play to the maximum of their skill, and not the maximum of their comfort zones.
Gators, unite, and heal. This is what we needed.
A new day dawns.
Thank you, Steve Spurrier.
Every now and then I like to go back and take a look at my greatest hits, recraft them a bit, add in completely useless graphics, and then make some more money. Since people loved OP's Overzealous JUSTICE article so much, I have brought it back and done just that--
And also to celebrate the fact that South Carolina deserves to be playing in the prestigious Outback Bowl on January 2nd while Florida tries to get some respect in the Independence Bowl (maybe). Apparently, villainous forces have, in the past few days, gathered in order to cloud USC's bowl picture. Hopefully those ppl read this post.
Enjoy!
(( And check out Swamp Pundette's groundbreaking post on Bobby Bowden ))
--------------------------------------
You've been hearing it all year long. You have heard the Overzealous Prosecutors, some of them anyway, telling you, BEGGING you to look at South Carolina.
Today, the Gator Nation achieved justice.
Steve Spurrier sent a message-- there will be JUSTICE. There will be PEACE. There will be good in this world, free of tyranny. Now football fans are freed, more free than they have been since 2001 under Spurrier's assault. Inspired by players who courageously faced Gators 3x their speed, their size, their ability, inspired by the coach who could, the coach who lived, fans will see a new game.
Indeed, we have reached the end of history. This is a new era and I am both excited and frightened. Anything is possible.
The University of South Carolina Gamecocks beat the University of Florida 30-22. OPs Disco and Admiral tied for the closest to the actual score, while Curtis Riddle achieved the closest victory margin.
Bernie Machen, Jeremy Foley... you've been served. Urban failed his exam, and so your time running the Gator Nation is almost over. The Gator NATION achieved victory today-- soon, perhaps, we will have a University President ready to unleash the people's creative energies and bring our nation together country-wide. Perhaps, too, our football program may recover and get coached up-- to treat their opponents, including overachieving ones like USC, with respect, to play to the maximum of their skill, and not the maximum of their comfort zones.
Gators, unite, and heal. This is what we needed.
A new day dawns.
Thank you, Steve Spurrier.
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