Overzealous DESTRUCTION
This just in! This just in! Hot off Matt Drudge's presses, we have this report that 'Commander-in-Chief' Donald Sutherland, who plays the villainous, evil Republican congressman on ABC's smash hit 'Commander-in-Chief' just declared:
BUSH WILL DESTROY OUR LIVES.
He says:
PRESIDENT BUSH: STOP THIS MADNESS. WE HAVE CHILDREN. WE HAVE ***CHILDREN***! STOP BURNING THE BOOKS AND CENSORING OUR WORDS, OUR SPEECH, OUR THOUGHTS!!!
GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
And now, back to our regularly scheduled celebrity moments of genius.
BUSH WILL DESTROY OUR LIVES.
He says:
And they were insulting, and they were vindictive. And they were heartless. They did not care. They do not care. They do not care about Iraqi people. They do not care about the families of dead soldiers. They only care about profit. ... We stolen our children's future... We have children. We have children. How dare we take their legacy from them. How dare we. It's shameful. What we are doing to our world. ... We're back to burning books in Germany.
PRESIDENT BUSH: STOP THIS MADNESS. WE HAVE CHILDREN. WE HAVE ***CHILDREN***! STOP BURNING THE BOOKS AND CENSORING OUR WORDS, OUR SPEECH, OUR THOUGHTS!!!
GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
And now, back to our regularly scheduled celebrity moments of genius.
posted by Admiral at
9:05 PM
2 Comments:
Amusingly enough, Sutherland's son is the symbol for saving America.
And his father invented socialized medicine in Canada.
Blasted Canadians. God bless Jack Bauer.
By
Red Hat, at 9:44 PM
Babs looks like she's pondering the powers of the Triangle of Zinthar, and how she can harness global warming to her own purposes.
By
monocrat, at 2:23 PM
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