Overzealous Prosecutors

Sunday, September 25, 2005

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! GET TO THE GROCERY STORES NOW AND GET WATER, GET CANNED FOODS, ***ANYTHING*** BEFORE IT GETS SPOILED!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SHIT. What are we going to do?

Did Babs even finish college? I'm not sure what gives her any scientific authority...

Oh, the ego. Right.

By Red Hat, at 6:41 PM
Also, and equally disturbing on Drudge:

"Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico."

By Anonymous, at 7:46 PM
Unfortunately, it's not new. I knew a dolphin named Asuko who got lost during the Iraq war. She was a minesweeper... ;( But I will follow up on the dolphin point. Dolphins are one of the keys to the future, a lot of ppl don't know it. I suggest that definitely not Tom go to the Ed Board and plead for a column on dolphins.

By Admiral, at 7:49 PM
No dolphins for oil.

By Red Hat, at 8:01 PM
From an AIM conversation with Admiral:

TomD850: If by "one of the keys to the future" you mean "one of the reasons why tuna is so expensive," then you're right.

By Anonymous, at 8:58 PM