Overzealous Prosecutors

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Overzealous SOUR GRAPES

Jimmy "I never met a dictator I didn't like" Carter still believes that Al Gore won the 2000 election. In other news, my 6 year-old cousin Laura still believes in Santa Claus. Coincidence? Hardly.

Carter notes how the country "failed abysmally" in the 2000 election and claims that "there is no doubt in [his] mind that Al Gore was elected President." He must have forgotten (senility will do that to a man) that the USA utilizes the Electoral College. The founding fathers of this nation set up the Electoral College for one reason, and one reason only: to keep the GOP in office in case the Democrats win the popular vote. It's PURE GENIUS.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Carter's own concoction to measure the nation's economic well-being, the Misery Index, rose 50% in his four years as President?

Stagflation is a bitch, Mr. Carter. So is Al Gore. You two were meant for each other.

2 Comments:

  • This is remarkably fair and balanced analysis, MisterGreens. Welcome to the team. If I might: I would just add that Carter certainly ranks as one of the absolute worst Presidents and post-Presidents of all time. He's got to be a lock for top 5 and a candidate for #1.

    By Blogger Admiral, at 9:18 PM  

  • Santa Claus, unlike Carter's leadership qualities, is real.

    By Blogger Red Hat, at 11:27 PM  

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