Overzealous Godmothers
By way of a loyal OP reader:
"Scouting for 'Camel Toads' at Pool"
Ummm... lady, just sit back, sip your iced tea, and relax. :) No, it's not him becoming a drug addict that you need to worry about.
It's him becoming a Democrat that should worry you. I know you're a decent God-fearing patriotic American, that is to say, a Republican, so you have to understand that your godson is a crude young lad, destined to follow in Bill Clinton's footsteps of objectifying women, surely, the fairer sex. He will most likely become a Democrat without some real guidance from you because obviously his parents aren't doing a good job (I'm not sure which is worse, 'camel toes' or 'camel toad'...).
The next time you give him an iced tea, give him a little American flag, too. Sing a song, like, say... Lee Greenwood's 'God Bless the U.S.A.'
"Scouting for 'Camel Toads' at Pool"
Ummm... lady, just sit back, sip your iced tea, and relax. :) No, it's not him becoming a drug addict that you need to worry about.
It's him becoming a Democrat that should worry you. I know you're a decent God-fearing patriotic American, that is to say, a Republican, so you have to understand that your godson is a crude young lad, destined to follow in Bill Clinton's footsteps of objectifying women, surely, the fairer sex. He will most likely become a Democrat without some real guidance from you because obviously his parents aren't doing a good job (I'm not sure which is worse, 'camel toes' or 'camel toad'...).
The next time you give him an iced tea, give him a little American flag, too. Sing a song, like, say... Lee Greenwood's 'God Bless the U.S.A.'
posted by Admiral at
10:55 PM
2 Comments:
... and sing it at a baseball stadium, when FSU is playing, so the heathens can hear it in all its glory.
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Red Hat, at 11:57 PM
Funniest thing I've read today.
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Anonymous, at 2:01 AM
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