Overzealous Casting

Do you have ANY idea how happy Karen Allen is to have a job? To be talking to people with careers? I know this seems mean, but it's not mean, I am bringing this up for anthropological purposes: this human being could not POSSIBLY be happier.



This is what Disco would be like if Michael Jackson asked him back to the Magical Kingdom for a nightcap. This is what TheGreatOne would be like if he never had to hear the word 'budget' again. This is what Red Hat would be like if the Devil Rays won a game against someone other than the Yankees. This is what Desert Fox would look like if he was offered a crew scholarship at Cairo University. This is what Corey Haim would look like if he got a contract for a one-time high school production of Lost Boys 3. This is what I would look like if I got to clean the bottom of people's shoes or help Mr. Nimoy with his irritable bowel syndrome on the set of the next Star Trek movie.

It's a wonderful thing to see, folks. This... THIS is happiness. Kudos to Karen Allen on a wonderful hair dye job.